Thank you so much for chronicling this amazing and suspensful local news story. It warmed my heart and I had many literal lulz while reading the newsprint articles. I am dying to know how many keen-eyed readers contacted Mr. Elfland regarding his conflagration of humerus and humorous (top of page 5A) in the "Lizard on the lam" article.
Desperately Seeking Reptile
Oh no, it sounds like the owner forgot to monitor his lizard.
Get it together, Derek.
I’m also partial to the construction in the second story “risking the loss of some flesh”
Thank you so much for chronicling this amazing and suspensful local news story. It warmed my heart and I had many literal lulz while reading the newsprint articles. I am dying to know how many keen-eyed readers contacted Mr. Elfland regarding his conflagration of humerus and humorous (top of page 5A) in the "Lizard on the lam" article.
We know Elfland was just after those dragon bones!!!
Massachusetts gang rise up