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Phil Christman's avatar

Desperately Seeking Reptile

CouldItBeLiz's avatar

Oh no, it sounds like the owner forgot to monitor his lizard.

Allegra Silcox's avatar

Get it together, Derek.

Danny Sullivan's avatar

I’m also partial to the construction in the second story “risking the loss of some flesh”

Noelani's avatar

Thank you so much for chronicling this amazing and suspensful local news story. It warmed my heart and I had many literal lulz while reading the newsprint articles. I am dying to know how many keen-eyed readers contacted Mr. Elfland regarding his conflagration of humerus and humorous (top of page 5A) in the "Lizard on the lam" article.

Lyta Gold's avatar

We know Elfland was just after those dragon bones!!!

Gnocchic Apocryphon's avatar

Massachusetts gang rise up